I have been carrying this around for many years....not sure where it came from, but its rather brilliant.
Proposal: FATAL ACCIDENTS: THE BRIGHT SIDE.
Every day some new do-gooder is trying to save us from ourselves. We have so many laws and safety commissions to ensure our safety that it seems nearly impossible to have an accident. The problem is we NEED to have accidnets, and LOTS of them.
DANGER IS NATURES WAY OF ELIMINATING STUPID PEOPLE. Without safety, stupid people die in accidents. Since the dead do not reproduce, our species becomes progressively more intelligent (or at least less stupid.)
With safety, however well-intentioned it may be, we are devolving into half witted mutants, because idiots, who by all rights should be dead, are spared from their rightful early graves and are free to breed even more imbiciles.
Lets do away with safety and improve our species. Take up smoking. Jaywalk. Play with explosives. Swim right after a big meal. Stick something small in your ear. Take your choice of dangerous activity and do it with gusto. Future generations will thank you.
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