Take away my Man card. (4-8-07)

So a big, burly and dashingly handsome snake and pug lover takes his family to a pet shop owned by a company world famous for their snakes and other reptiles, fully expecting to come home with maybe a nice boa or reticulated python after promising his equally dashing young son a little Easter present since he was a bit too old for an Easter basket.

While said big burly man was checking out all the reptile goodness, the lovely wife and son disappear to other parts of the store.

Now again, my son is ALL MAN. I totally expected him to pick out a snake or tortoise or maybe even some cooler.

What did we come home with?

A chihuahua. Yes, a little rat ugly chihuahua who literally fits into my hand with room
left.

Now, truth be told, he IS cute, and quite lovable, but he ain't no snake.

Please feel free to deduct from my mancard.